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Author's note:this is to the tune the Twelve days of Christmas.
I know Christmas didn't exist back then,but my friend Andrea and I made the song up and I'm really proud of it,so please just bear with my insanity.
Note:the first one doesn't rhyme for a while

Ares gave to Xe
by Madeline




On the 1st day Christmas,Ares gave to Xe,
a new spinning silver chakram
On the 2nd day of Christmas,Ares gave to Xe,
2 new sais,
and a new spinning silver chakram
On the 3rd day of Christmas,Ares gave to Xe,
3 story scrolls,
2 new sais,
and a new spinning silver chakram
On the 4th day of Christmas,Ares gave to Xe,
4 annoying blondes (damn!)
3 story scrolls,
2 new sais,
and a new spinning silver chakram
On the 5th day of Christmas,Ares gave to Xe,
5 golden swords,
4 annoying blondes (damn!)
3 story scrolls,
2 new sais,
and a new spinning silver chakram
On the 6th day of Christmas,Ares gave to Xe,
6 black roses,
5 golden swords,
4 annoying blondes (damn!)
3 story scrolls,
2 new sais,
and a new spinning silver chakram,
On the 7th day of Christmas,Ares gave to Xe,
7 strands of pearls,
6 black roses,
5 golden swords,
4 annoying blondes (damn!)
3 story scrolls,
2 new sais,
and a new spinning silver chakram,
On the 8th day of Christmas,Ares gave to Xe,
8 worship temples,
7 strands of pearls,
6 black roses,
5 golden swords,
4 annoying blondes (damn!)
3 story scrolls,
2 new sais,
and a new spinning silver chakram,
On the 9th day of Christmas,Ares gave to Xe,
9 'Dite bunnies,
8 worship temples,
7 strands of pearls,
6 black roses,
5 golden swords,
4 annoying blondes (damn!)
3 story scrolls,
2 new sais,
and a new spinning silver chakram,
On the 10th day of Christmas,Ares gave to Xe,
10 gods a' livin',
9 'Dite bunnies,
8 worship temples,
7 strands of pearls,
6 black roses,
5 golden swords,
4 annoying blondes (damn!)
3 story scrolls,
2 new sais,
and a new spinning silver chakram,
On the 11th day of Christmas,Ares gave to Xe,
11 Bitter Suites,
10 gods a' livin',
9 'Dite bunnies,
8 worship temples,
7 strands of pearls,
6 black roses,
5 golden swords,
4 annoying blondes (damn!)
3 story scrolls,
2 new sais,
and a new spinning silver chakram,
On the 12th day of Christmas,Ares gave to Xe,
12 days with him (quality time,honey)
11 Bitter Suites,(ai,que rico)
10 gods a' livin',(only 10?)
9 'Dite bunnies,(AAHHHH!!!!!!!)
8 worship temples,(hahaha)
7 strands of pearls,(how nice)
6 black roses,(how sweet)
5 golden swords,
4 annoying blondes (LET'S KILL 'EM)
3 story scrolls,
2 new sais,
and a neeeeeeeew spinninnnnnnng sillllllllllver chakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk-rammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,



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